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To the tune of Dire Straits's "Money for Nothing" ...

  We got synthetic vasopressin
  Over-seas deliveries
  We can ship your Estrogen blockers 
  We got Cialis, new from Li-lly

  Now getting younger, that's the way you do it
  GABA, Magnesium, Vitamin B  
  Getting younger, that's the way you do it
  Hormone testing, and the first one's free
  Hormone testing, and the first one's free

  We got injectable Human Growth Hormone
  (except for in some countries)
  We can ship your eugregorics
  We can ship 5-HTP

International Antiaging Systems are kinda freaky, but just look at their catalogue. Handy to have a non-government controlled source of medications.




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